John was working nights, his wife, Marian was home alone. About eleven she turned out the lights and went to bed. About 3am, John gets a call.
John: Hello
Marian: Hi Dear, sorry to bother you but someone broke into our house.
John: Did he get anything?
Marian: Well....yes he did, he got some pussy.
John: Did you scream and try to fight him off?
Marian: I thought it was you until he started doing it again.
John" How come you didn't scream when you knew it wasn't me?
Marian: It was feeling so good that I started cumming and didn't want to stop.
John: How long did this go on?
Marian: Oh, a couple hours, I guess. He was like the energizer bunny, he kept cumming and cumming.
John: Did you call the police and report it?
Marian: No, I don't want the cops involved. He told me if I told anyone, that he would be back.
John: You just told me.
Marian: Oh, that's right, isn't it?
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